The strangest Christmas ever

My mother printed out the picture of Doodlepants that I sent her and carried it with her to my brother's house to "show everyone my boyfriend". Did I miss something? My mother hasn't even met the guy, has never liked any guy I've brought home anyway, (except my ex-husband), and she's already calling this guy my boyfriend? We've been out on a handful of dates. He's a good kisser. But aren't we rushing things a little? She must be jonesing for grandkids again.