So check out the man who was checking me out on POF, are you kidding me !!!! So I normally would never post someone's picture up here, becuase I don't have any intent to be mean. This is just all about us venting. But this is just too good !!!!!! Profile and pic below.
Okay you want to know about me....HO HO HO!I come and visit you every year, and try to give you everything your heart desires, but you never pay me any attention...., until it’s one year later. What about the rest of the year?I’m a lonely guy...., but I’m still a happy one!. I have a great sense of humor and just love to laugh.If you paid me some attention, every now and then, you would find a happy go lucky friend, someone who listens to you, someone who would be there for you.Is the only way I’m going to get your attention, is to bring you toys all the time?Santa likes to hug and give soft ticklish kisses, through his very soft beard.Santa has big blue eyes and a great big heart!I guess you think I just make toys all year long, and that’s all I do!Wrong!.........Santa’s a movie buff.That “Christmas Vacation” gets me every time....ho ho ho!Oh by the way last year, Clark Griswold, finally got his swimming pool, thanks to my elves!If you’re wondering about my education, I graduated from “CAU” (Christmas Angel University)with a doctrine in elf psychology!.I love animals, especially reindeer, do you have any?My hobbies consist mainly around designing new toys, diddling with trains of all sizes, just love trains. I collect Christmas movies and think I have every one out there. My favorite one has to be “One Magic Christmas”......oh and of course “The Grinch”I love most all kinds of music, especially love Elf Karaoke Night..what a blast!Although I am a master toy maker, I would just love to spend some quality time ,with someone.Maybe cuddle on a sofa under a blanket and sip some hot chocolate and watch a romantic movie.Just adore home cooking and chocolate cookies......oh my!....wave a cookie under my nose and I’ll follow you anywhere and do whatever you want.....ho ho ho!Now I have started something, and I hope it catches on!Everyone decorates their home at Christmas, and some their work place, but I decorate,.....well you would have to see it to believe it, I’ll just leave it at that for now...ho ho ho!So if you find some time for me and we do go out for hot chocolate to meet......be prepared, for what you are about to see........guarantee it’s a first!......Oh and one other thing, you must wear a Santa cap .....sorry no exceptions!Every year, every one always tell Santa, what they want for Christmas. But did you ever stop and ask yourself......”Who asks Santa what he wants?......I’ll give you a clue.....for the past few years I’ve been hanging up pantyhose on the fireplace mantel.No luck yet, but I’m not giving up......because “I believe”.P.S.....For all you ladies who prefer "No facial hair".....the beard comes off right after Christmas!
Okay you want to know about me....HO HO HO!I come and visit you every year, and try to give you everything your heart desires, but you never pay me any attention...., until it’s one year later. What about the rest of the year?I’m a lonely guy...., but I’m still a happy one!. I have a great sense of humor and just love to laugh.If you paid me some attention, every now and then, you would find a happy go lucky friend, someone who listens to you, someone who would be there for you.Is the only way I’m going to get your attention, is to bring you toys all the time?Santa likes to hug and give soft ticklish kisses, through his very soft beard.Santa has big blue eyes and a great big heart!I guess you think I just make toys all year long, and that’s all I do!Wrong!.........Santa’s a movie buff.That “Christmas Vacation” gets me every time....ho ho ho!Oh by the way last year, Clark Griswold, finally got his swimming pool, thanks to my elves!If you’re wondering about my education, I graduated from “CAU” (Christmas Angel University)with a doctrine in elf psychology!.I love animals, especially reindeer, do you have any?My hobbies consist mainly around designing new toys, diddling with trains of all sizes, just love trains. I collect Christmas movies and think I have every one out there. My favorite one has to be “One Magic Christmas”......oh and of course “The Grinch”I love most all kinds of music, especially love Elf Karaoke Night..what a blast!Although I am a master toy maker, I would just love to spend some quality time ,with someone.Maybe cuddle on a sofa under a blanket and sip some hot chocolate and watch a romantic movie.Just adore home cooking and chocolate cookies......oh my!....wave a cookie under my nose and I’ll follow you anywhere and do whatever you want.....ho ho ho!Now I have started something, and I hope it catches on!Everyone decorates their home at Christmas, and some their work place, but I decorate,.....well you would have to see it to believe it, I’ll just leave it at that for now...ho ho ho!So if you find some time for me and we do go out for hot chocolate to meet......be prepared, for what you are about to see........guarantee it’s a first!......Oh and one other thing, you must wear a Santa cap .....sorry no exceptions!Every year, every one always tell Santa, what they want for Christmas. But did you ever stop and ask yourself......”Who asks Santa what he wants?......I’ll give you a clue.....for the past few years I’ve been hanging up pantyhose on the fireplace mantel.No luck yet, but I’m not giving up......because “I believe”.P.S.....For all you ladies who prefer "No facial hair".....the beard comes off right after Christmas!
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Oh. My. God.
That poor man.
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