Oh ladies...
I just caught up on all of your adventures since my last post, and thank you for making my Monday a little brighter and funnier!
As for me, here's an update -
Bachelor #1 - chatted with Tennessee Todd on the phone last week...yawn. Nice guy, still not totally discounting him, but he seems about as exciting as a trip to Bed, Bath & Beyond at this point.
Bachelor #2 - Big Jack. Chatted on Yahoo IM last week, and he somehow managed to steer the conversation right into the gutter (side topic - am I the only one this continually happens to??? Do these men just get bolder / have no inhibitions because it's online?) - anyway, this ended with him emailing me some VERY candid pictures - and girls, I am scared if it's really him! I didn't respond, and then he IM'd me again last night - we had a weird and slightly annoying conversation - I told him about my weekend (including some cool dinner plans) and he started going on about how I'm high-maintenance, and his parents are very wealthy but he's not into "high society" and he eats to live (rather than living to eat, like most people!). WTF? I told him I didn't think we had much in common, and he didn't seem to get it. Don't think this one is going anywhere good (despite the fact that he's 6'4" and has a great body!)...if all he does is go to the gym and watch football, no thanks...
Bachelor #3 - the little drummer boy (29!) - said he really wanted to meet for drinks / dinner, then, in our continuing theme, not a word.
And finally, Bachelor #4 - Chad, who had emailed me from match a few months ago and then totally flaked out before we ever met in person, has come creeping back out of the woodwork with a vengeance. Suspected cause? He got laid off from his job (which of course only makes him that much more desirable, right girls?) and apparently has nothing else to do besides watch porn all day and try and pick up chicks...sigh.
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Shivering...we all understand! The IMs that head straight for pillow talk are hysterical! Is that the ONLY thing in the world there is to talk about? If I'm dating a guy I'm all for the pillow talk and telling him what we can do later when we see each other, but not necessary if we have never met! Thanks - I have a toy that can care take of things and I won't get carpal tunnel from all the typing!
I love how the guys always think we are high maintenance. Have they ever really sat back and thought about their own lives?
Well, stay warm! This dating thing has to get better at some point!
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