Below is a portion of the profile of the gentleman who wrote me on Plenty of Fish last night.
Oddly, he stated in his msg to me that he wasn't getting any responses to his emails.He was honestly wondering if the site was " for real....." I wonder why..............................
Now obviously this guy is BEYOND help ( he likes BOOBS, table tennis, and juice. I like a guy with priorities) But to the other lovely men out there that DO have potential. If you don't know what to write, LET A GIRL HELP YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok that is my morning rant. Have a lovely day -WSJ
I am here to mingle and I am looking for a sweet Beautiful Average lady with Boobs,I really dont like ladies with flat chest that is why I said boobs cos some ladies dont even have none, Lollll.. As a Reggae Musician I love some one who has a flair for Arts, music and who loves to hang out and who loves Traveling and who can play some games such as pool, Table Tennis, Swimmin and many Indoor and Outdoor games..Just for your information too, I am a Vegetarian who dont smoke, drinks or do drugs..My first date will be like going to a Bar and have some drinks such as Fruit drinks or Juice but I can get you whatever you drink or we can go and have some coffee too then take a long walk or a drive and get to know each other more, then any other thing can follow after that...So if you found me Interesting please don't hesitate to contact me because I really need a sweet lady for a long term relationship and not to play games with..Please I Love Ladies with Few Extra Pounds and Boobs too so if you have all these qualities contact me please, but you must be between the ages Of 22 and Above.. White ladies/Caucasian are very well come and any other Races
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hahahahaha - I almost peed my pants! That is by far one of the funniest (and, let's face it, honest profiles). The grammar and spelling are horrific and his focus on boobs a bit startling.
I need to sign up for P.O.F. just so I can send him a note telling him how ridiculous his profile is!
Thanks for a morning chuckle - not to be confused with a morning quickie! hehe
~Browned Eye Girl
I'm absolutely horrified. What I love is that even with all that, you managed to point out his positive qualities (and I use that phrase very lightly), such as honesty and priorities. Deliver me from guys like this!
So BE Girl- Seems my bf here wrote you too !!!!! That makes us 3 for 3 right !!!!
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