All I can say is....... WTF

Once again, as I have said repeatedly....... We couldn't make this shit up if we tried !!!!!!

So on Tues night I meet a new guy from yahoo personals out for coffee. He wrote me first and was very cute. He is Hungarian. So we meet, he is super cute, nice accent, well spoken, smart, interesting, well read, and seems to have a good job.

We are there for a few hours, and wrap up the night. At my car, he kisses me. VERY good kisser I might add. By the time I get on the highway I get a text message " you are a very good kisser, I want to see you again, Friday?"
Well, I already have another date lined up for tonight so I replied " I have plans Fri, but I am free Thurs. I get off wk @8, so won't be able to meet you til 9"
He is fine with that. And asks if I can come up his way ( #11 on 400, a good 30-40 min drive for me) there is a great tex mex place we can go to....... So I am fine with that.

I get there last night around 8:40, Give him a call and he says" I will be there in 10 min, get a booth"

Now a side bar here...... Since he has an accent, I can't always tell when he is kidding or not......

He sits down
him- "are you hungry?"
me- "actually yeah, the food looks good"
him-" I actually already ate"
me- "why?"
him- " It IS 9pm"
me- "and you knew that when we made plans"
him- " It doesn't matter, you are buying dinner tonight anyway, I will be a cheap date"

WTF- you asked ME out asshole, and I just drove 40 f-ing minutes for mexican food!!!!

me- "haha, yeah ok whatever" ( thinking he is joking.....)
him-" so what are we doing after this?"
me- no clue, this isn't my neck of the woods"
him- "my house is around the corner"
me- " I have only met you two times, and don't even know your last name yet, I will not be coming to your house tonight...."

Keep in mind He has corrected my grammer at this point too..... Over me saying "we were going to surround the wagons for a friend who was going thorugh a bad break up, v/s circle the wagons" who cares !!!!

The bill comes, he HANDS me the folder!!!!!Picks it up and HANDS it to me !!!!
Me- as I look him dead in the eye,,,,, " Won't be the first time I have needed to pay for dinner!!!" ( it was only $36!!!!)
Him- " I am very tired I need to go"

We walk out and he pats me on the back !!!!! same guy who laid one on me 2 nights before.......

I send him a text that says " I was actually really looking forward to seeing you tonight, and in all honesty you acted like a complete ass tonight"
His "reply......." I am sorry"
my last reply "really, if that is your attempt at an explanation, I am not interested ...."

Basically- Since he not getting laid on the first date, he didn't want to waste any time or money on me. Nice huh!!!


We can add him to the following experiences
1- suicidal intensive therapy guy
2- the guy who would text me "hey" 20 times a day after hanging out for an hour
3- the guy who 30 min after iming with me on yahoo told me he was wacking off to my picture and gave me graffic details
4- the latino jew, that after a nice first date, totally freaked out on me since his business was going down the toliet

Ladies am I forgetting anyone?????

I DO have another date tonight...... will post tomorrow.
WMJ


Update...... Date last night, he was very sweet, but in all honesty, he was kinda of boring, and was so nervous he was sweating...... So after 2 hrs, I went and met one of the ladies for a drink....