"Oh, but I cancelled it"

What is it with men who don't seem to grasp that you're going to pick up on the fact that they lied sooner or later?  Yes, sometimes it takes a bit, but we're always going to clue in sooner or later.  Sometimes our girlfriends help, but we can usually figure it out ourselves.

If you met someone on Match.com, you can safely assume that even if you told them you cancelled your account, they're going to notice that you left your profile up...and that you updated all your pictures.