yowza !!!!!

ok, my friend from High School just told me on Facebook, that he has a 12 inch penis !!!!!!! Ok people that is a f-ing RULER !!!!!
Now one of my gay boyfriends and I were at dinner last night and I have seen his, and it is BIG. So i look over at him and say so **** how big is your penis exactly? Numberwise. ( His boyfriend shot beer out his nose as I said this)
well he told me his was 9-1/2
So CBC- As I well know your ex hubby was very blessed- what was he measuring?????

One again----- A RULER !!!!! That does not sound like fun at all to me !!!!!

And did I mention when I was in the "adult novelty store" the other day the sales clerk showed me a porn box with an 85 yr old woman with a WALKER !!!! WTF

i'm outta here