B.E.G. - what am I doing wrong??? While you are getting it on with Irish guy, my own adventures are pretty grim...
First, things got U-G-L-Y with the trainer last night! He had sent me a couple of very nice texts during the day and apologized for his "fiesty" behavior, so I mistakenly thought he might have potential as an in-town sort-of-friend-with-benefits. And let me also say that I NEVER even considered sending him the requested naked pictures - so no worries on that.
So...after I left work, I went to the mall and to dinner - and we were texting on and off the whole time. It did get a little frisky, which I was ok with, but then he started up again about sending him pictures. He said it was partly to see how "playful" I could be. I told him that just because I don't want to send pictures to someone I don't know over the phone, that doesn't mean I don't want to have fun. I also told him he should be more up front if he's only interested in s*x, as it was not apparent to me from his profile or initial email.
The conversation continued pleasantly enough, and once back in my hotel room I did consent to send him one picture - but with clothes - essentially it was just a cleavage shot. I sent it, but I guess it didn't go through right away. So this a-hole actually got MAD at me! I told him it's a new phone, maybe didn't work right, I'd figure it out, and told him not to be an ass about it. Then when the picture finally went through, he texts me "nice picture with your clothes on..lol..like that's supposed to turn me on!" What a CREEP! My response was "Just F-off and find someone else to bother!" And his was "no problem..later".
Unbelievable!!! I am almost tempted to have one of you check out his profile on Yahoo and screw with his head a little - but that wouldn't be very mature, now, would it? ;-)
And in conclusion...
Today I get a very nice, long email from this guy Mitchell on Yahoo. He was very sweet and yet lives in North Carolina and was wearing a t-shirt in his profile picture that says "I fart in your general direction". WTF???
P.S. Has anyone (besides me) had it with men who write / text "lol" after every other word???
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
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2 comments:
Oh, god, please save me from Monty Python juvenile humor, ugh!
Should i buy you that shirt for your bday?
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